Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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