I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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