i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
