never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
So. Much. Porn.
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