their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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