You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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