So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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