you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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