I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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