No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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