Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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