How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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