At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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