On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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