I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
