this beer tastes like vomit already
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
