How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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