Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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