She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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