Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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