There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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