stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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