Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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