is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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