Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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