Duck Duck Cougar?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I could fuck to npr.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
