whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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