You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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