so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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