whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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