We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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