therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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