it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
