That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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