i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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