i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
