I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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