My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
