id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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