Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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