I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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