Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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