I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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