I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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