white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I need to calm my uterus...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
