ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You may now shotgun with the bride
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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