She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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