East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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