i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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