I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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