sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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