Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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