I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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