you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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